The Lethargic Monkey
5 1/2 Stars
I don't often go to pubs. However, I made an exception because I was with my boyfriend, who wanted to go into this place. What a huge mistake! As soon as we arrived, an unfriendly woman greeted us by saying, "What do YOU want?" They seated us but it was next to the bathroom. Things did not get much better when I discovered a scrap of food on my bullion spoon. The server quickly snapped it up and placed it in his apron. We ordered the Fried Calamari and the Oyster Shooters for appetizers. They were good, though heavy on the salt. We ordered two of the more mundane entrees just to be safe. The most memorable were the Beef Bourguignon and the Egg Pizza. It took 10 minutes to arrive! I don't have all day, people! As you can imagine, the food was cold. For dessert, I had the Drunken Twinkie Flan. It tasted okay, and runny. Would I go here again? Maybe.
For the love of pete! When will this winter ever end! As some say, Its colder than brass bra on a witches tit. One of these days I'm movin to Florida and setting up my own early retirement home. Sure its basically a commune, but I'll go hippie to get warm at this point.